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'Happy Holidays — Now Leave Me Alone' Sweatshirt

$35.99
Sizes: S
Colors: White
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

Keep your distance in comfort and a bit of holiday sass. This crewneck wraps you in a soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly blend that feels familiar and lived-in — the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want warmth without fuss. The embroidered options add subtle texture (left chest, center, large center or wrists) so the message sits like a quiet inside joke. Clean finishes — ribbed collar, double-needle stitching, tubular knit construction and a tear-away label — make it comfortable for long wear and built to last. It’s made responsibly with OEKO-TEX certified dyes and cotton from the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, assembled in Nicaragua and compliant with adult-safety standards. Wear it to holiday gatherings when you mean business about your personal space, or keep it on through cozy evenings at home when you want to send a friendly, firm signal.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

IroningDrycleaning WashingBleachingDrying

; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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