Coffee: Because Adulting Is Hard Sweatshirt
This cozy crew sweatshirt speaks in the language of bleary mornings and the first hot sip that steadies you. Soft, midweight fabric wraps like a warm pause between errands, while the embroidered or printed slogan — "Coffee: Because Adulting Is Hard" — nods to the wry, exhausted humor of anyone juggling work, kids, deadlines, or long commutes. It sits comfortably in routines: folding laundry between sips, typing through early meetings, or stepping out for a quick coffee run. The classic crew cut keeps the look effortless and true-to-life, not trying too hard — just honest comfort with a wink. Subtle durable details mean it survives the laundry pile and keeps its shape, while the breathable cotton-blend keeps mornings manageable and conversations starting.
This sweatshirt fits people who lean on small rituals to get through the day: parents carrying to-go cups, night-shift workers easing into sunrise, grad students powering through papers, or anyone who appreciates that a good mug and a dry sense of humor can change the tone of a morning. Wear it to slow mornings at home, casual coffee shop meetups, or low-key weekend errands.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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